Here are some top funny and vital quotes from various blogs the //vital-mag.net blog :
1. **On Procrastination:**
- "Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." – Don Marquis
2. **On Writing:**
- "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." – Douglas Adams
3. **On Technology:**
- "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" – Roy Trenneman, The IT Crowd
4. **On Social Media:**
- "I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit." – Unknown
5. **On Work:**
- "I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once." – Unknown
6. **On Blogging:**
- "Blogging: Because everyone deserves a voice, even if it’s a snarky, sarcastic one." – Unknown
7. **On Dieting:**
- "The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it." – Jackie Gleason
8. **On Cooking:**
- "My cooking is so fabulous, even the smoke alarm cheers me on." – Unknown
9. **On Exercise:**
- "I’ve decided I’m not old, I’m 25 plus shipping and handling." – Unknown
10. **On Relationships:**
- "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." – Rodney Dangerfield
These quotes add humor to everyday situations and are often shared in blogs to bring a smile to readers' faces.
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