Top Funny Social Media Quotes

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Here are some top funny social media quotes that will give you a good laugh:

Here are some top funny social media quotes that will give you a good laugh SocialMediaGirls :

1. **“I don’t always post on social media, but when I do, I make sure it’s absolutely pointless.”**

2. **“Social media is like a black hole. You go in to check one thing and suddenly it’s three hours later, and you’re watching cat videos.”**

3. **“If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted by social media, I’d probably be scrolling instead of working.”**

4. **“I finally figured out how to use Instagram. It’s all about posting pictures of food, right?”**

5. **“Social media is the only place where it’s okay to be a ‘professional’ napper and a ‘full-time’ snack enthusiast.”**

6. **“I love how social media lets me stay in touch with all the people I never talked to in high school.”**

7. **“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a smartphone, and that’s pretty close.”**

8. **“I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.”**

9. **“Social media: where people go to share their opinions like they’re facts and act like their lives are a highlight reel.”**

10. **“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”**

11. **“Why do we call it ‘social media’? Because ‘talking to yourself in public’ sounded too weird.”**

12. **“I’m not saying I’m a social media addict, but I just unfollowed my own shadow for being too clingy.”**

13. **“I’d like to be a social media influencer, but I can’t even influence myself to go to the gym.”**

14. **“I wish I could be as thin as my patience when waiting for my social media posts to get likes.”**

15. **“I have a lot of selfies on my phone. It’s like a museum of my bad hair days.”**

Feel free to share these quotes for a good laugh or to lighten the mood on your social media platforms!

 

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